2007-08-13 - 5:09 p.m.
You are getting out of control.
Please return to your proper roost.
This morning I woke up and a bat came flying out of the bedroom with me.
That is not a good thing to wake up with.
Yesterday I burned a tofu sausage while I was making breakfast and apparently bats don't like smoke because I smoked a poor little bat out of his hiding spot in the ceiling beams and he had to fly around in broad daylight searching for a way out of the smoke filled house.
Today while I was walking around the yard in a housework induced daze, I was jolted out of my haze by something small flying in my direction, so I hit the ground...but it was just a butterfly.
I am, apparently, traumatized.|
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